You don't say!
You know I'm a sucker for funny headlines. I thought I might share a few today for your general amusement:
Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
And here is one of my personal favourites:
posted by Bettina at 5:00 PM
10 Comments:
Hahaha!!! You crack me up :D
The Tiger Woods' one is priceless, but the fact that kids make great snacks had me rolling on the floor too...
May 20, 2007 at 7:55 PM
These are Funny...I wondered why Tiger was in a slump! You should mail them to Jay Leno,The Tonight Show. He puts them on his show.
May 20, 2007 at 9:46 PM
Yes, maybe the Tiger's last name should be Woodie, if he spends his time in such ways....lol. But then sometimes you can't see the trees for the forest....
Thanks, Bettina, for the laugh - do this to us again please.
May 21, 2007 at 6:50 AM
Poor Tiger...that must hurt!!!
May 21, 2007 at 9:36 AM
The best headline I ever saw was "Man Found Dead in Graveyard" :)
May 21, 2007 at 10:49 AM
Imogen- yeah, I love the one with the kids too- I wonder what they taste like?
Mystic- yes, that might explain Tiger's low form...
EM- I promise I will do it again soon, when I have new funny material.
Paulinha- I think he doesn't mind too much. :-)
SJ- How's that for something newsworthy...
May 21, 2007 at 4:43 PM
I've never thought of kids as a baking ingredient before, but now we can't smack 'em, we may as well cook 'em. lol!
Poor Tiger!
May 22, 2007 at 3:27 PM
Lurved the Tiger Woods headline.
I can see him now- fiddling with them.
callie
May 23, 2007 at 3:22 AM
I enjoyed them all:::smile:::
May 25, 2007 at 1:56 AM
Love, that's a great post. Do have any more stuff on headlines? I've been hired by Kuoni to teach their writers how to do headlines. I have no fucking clue what to tell them.
May 27, 2007 at 10:07 PM
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