Say no to puppies and chocolate bunnies

I'm at uni. Studying, supposedly. It's Easter Monday and the rest of the world is out there having a grand old time being lazy and eating chocolate bunnies and running around with puppies and reading newspapers and having breakfast and laying on the beach and throwing barbecues and kissing each other in the park and generally being very bloody inconsiderate. Not that I mind, of course. I'm quite happy sitting in a stupid computer lab instead with only a few other poor freaks who convinced themselves that studying would be just the thing to do today. And I'm probably the only one who has to go back to full time work tomorrow while the other freaks can at least sleep in tomorrow. Yeah, ok, I'll admit it, I'm feeling sorry for myself today and I would appreciate if you would too. Especially you over there with the coffee and the newspaper and that ridiculously cute puppy. And you over there in front of the TV with the beer. Yes, I'm looking at you. I know this was my choice but let's not get too technical here, shall we? I'm sure you can spare a good thought for a poor girl like me.

The thing is, I'm waiting for them to release that new I-pod which can do my assignments. I'm sure someone is working on that idea, right? I mean, they can invent practically everything these days and computers, I-pods and mobile phones in combination can take care of almost every aspect of our lives. Fridges can even surf the internet now, so I'm sure it's only a matter of time until I-pods can do assignments. I really wish they would make themselves useful and hurry up with this one. I ain't got much time left until the next assignment is due.