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Monday, September 15, 2008

Are you man enough to handle this?

Look, guys, you might think that you are pretty cool and stuff. But, and I hate to break it to you, unless you have an underground car fragrance, you are really just chicken shit.


17 Comments:

Blogger MYSTIC said...

Chicken Shit? I can't imagine that you prefer a man whose car smells like a French Wh_ _ _! I prefer el-natural myself, so cluck cluck cluck....

September 16, 2008 at 10:07 PM

 
Blogger Unknown said...

A French WHAT? We're just talking about underground car fragrances here, Mystic, which cool guy has...

September 17, 2008 at 12:32 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm.. Car fragrance. Not feeling it. But Yeah.. Cool :)

September 17, 2008 at 3:54 AM

 
Blogger Larry said...

My car needs it right about now. My hockey gear has been in the trunk for the last two days. and, I'm barely man enought to handle that.

September 17, 2008 at 6:44 AM

 
Blogger MYSTIC said...

A French WH E L P...(young puppy)like poodle. What were you thinking? We were talking animal right? Do the French have other smelly animals? I could have used WH I FF which is a lite breeze which could carry a fragrance in a car as one drove...but I digress.

September 17, 2008 at 7:21 AM

 
Blogger ysfb said...

I love new car smell. Wish I could roll it and smoke it. I don't know about wearing the new car smell on me though.

The outside of my car can look like shit but the inside will smell like it is the shit!

September 17, 2008 at 2:14 PM

 
Blogger Euromark said...

Poulet-kaka.... now that's a radical fragrance... the organic hippy trend..

September 17, 2008 at 6:12 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now do they mean that leathery smell or engine oil? :)

September 17, 2008 at 6:24 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i need a whole lotta something to kill the dead animal smell in my beat up Corolla, girl!! my son leaves so much crap in there, it's awful!!

anyways, have a wonderful wednesday!

September 17, 2008 at 9:49 PM

 
Blogger Callie said...

So . . . this guy thinks he's hot sh*t because he created a car frangrance? And he called it "Under Ground"? What's it smell like? Dirt?

And the fru fru bottle it comes in just does not scream "cool". It says "I couldn't think of what to put it in, so I had my girlfriend pick something, and she tried to find something masculine, but still pretty."

Maybe I should get into advertising . . .

:-D

September 18, 2008 at 6:59 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm, Under Ground since 2001? What? It died?
I think "cool" guy must mean he's dead. Lol!

September 18, 2008 at 6:45 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she: you smell like a new car...
he: it's my vinyl pants.
she: and you squeak when you walk.
he. what can i say? i'm cool.

September 19, 2008 at 3:47 AM

 
Blogger Avshar said...

lol, which cool guy has. Interesting use of english. What real man wants a scented car? Pisha i say. That's crazy talk that is.

September 19, 2008 at 9:13 AM

 
Blogger Mind Sprite said...

I'd rather a man smell like dirt or rain than a car. That bottle is kindof ornate for a manly man.

September 20, 2008 at 2:17 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm thinking of giving him a christmas tree air freshener.
http://www.little-trees.com/us/products_detail.php?section=products&id=9

September 20, 2008 at 5:23 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Christmas Tree Air Freshener

September 20, 2008 at 5:25 AM

 
Blogger ANNA-LYS said...

lol @ Aggie :-)

October 3, 2008 at 3:52 PM

 

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