Dear doctor, please help me.

I have this problem. I am completely and utterly incapable of going to bed early. Don't ask me why, I really have no idea, but I'm guessing it must either have something do to with my childhood maybe (universal excuse no.1 for pretty much everything, but starting to get a bit old now) or it might be some illness. I'd say that's what it is, and surely there must be a name for it too. I might have to google that.

It really is quite bad, and I think it's getting worse. I've always been more of a night person, but now it's just getting ridiculous. Take for example tonight. I got home at 11.30pm after the movies, which is pretty early for me. Now I could have just gone to bed then, for example. Or, alternatively, I could stay up until 1am, which is now, and carry on like a fool and do nothing of value. Not even the fact I have to get up early the next day would cause me to go bed at a reasonable time. When people yawn at 10pm and say that they should really hit the sack now because they need to get up the next day at 7am, I look at them as if they were some kind of a freak. Which more than likely they probably are, but that's besides the point here. More to the point is probably the fact that I am a freak. But at least there is hope for me- because illnesses usually have a cure, right? Ok, well, let me just google that now. It should only take me an hour or so, and then I promise I'll go to bed.