She thinks she's, like, sooo funny and stuff

Speaking of me being hilarious. I cracked myself up last night (again- I know. All that laughing has GOT to stop). I'm actually not particularly funny, from a general point of view, but I'm kind of goofy sometimes and I make myself laugh. And that's the main thing. Never mind you people out there, you can make yourself laugh or you can join in on one of my lame jokes if you wish. And they go a little bit something like this.

My friend Tristan, who is actually genuinely funny, but I don't usually tell him that because, you know, we don't want to make the boys vain, sent me a text message last night. It was something random (his messages are always random) and then he threw in, just to make me jealous, that he was drinking a bloody 1984 or whatever the hell it was port. Because we both love wine and he thought it was funny to mention that he was living it up while I was studying. I replied something to the effect of: "Good for you. I'm drinking too, by the way. A 2007 Peppermint Tea. Sophisticated structure, with an exuberant nose of goose berries and hints of crisp minerals, leather, peach and pencil shavings. Surprisingly persistent finish.”

I couldn’t stop laughing. I’m so funny.