Fine then.

Paula is going back home to Brazil for two months tomorrow. I'm not happy. I don't think people should be allowed to leave like that. I mean it's all good and well for her but what about us? What are we going to do without her? Probably just sit in the corner and cry. A bit more consideration for us would have been nice.

Have a safe trip, babe, and come back soon please! And while you sit at the beach and eat fresh crab and drink passionfruit juice don't forget your poor friends who are sitting at home crying in the corner.