It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it

Boys and girls. I will be gone for a week. I've got some serious business to take care of... like snowboarding in New Zealand for a week!

I am so excited, you have no idea. I've literally been reduced to the state of a small child at Christmas. And this should give you an idea of what that looks like:

Don't cry, I'll be back soon. To torture you with stories of mesmerizing landscapes, glittery snow, mountains as high as the sky and heavenly slopes. And lots of partying. It will be my birthday on Wednesday too, so feel free to send me lots of presents while I'm away. Later alligators!