Bettina's Wonderful Tips of the Day
If you would like to impress your girlfriend, don't take her to this restaurant:
Take her at least to The Amazing Restaurant. If not to The Bloody Fantastic Restaurant.
This could come in handy:
... and they will unsteal you immediately.
The police are generally pretty friendly chaps. As long as you make sure you inconvenience those around you:
So don't even think about helping the old man over there. The police won't like it.
And if you value your life, you might want to stop goofing around straight away:
posted by Bettina at 10:15 PM
7 Comments:
Hehehe these make me giggle.
~callie
March 3, 2008 at 11:35 PM
It would appear that they don't use Japanese Spell Check either.
March 4, 2008 at 12:09 AM
I've been sick a week now, and I'm so far behind everything. So thank you Bettina for putting a smile on my face. Oop, just don't tell anyone I'm having fun, being arrested might be 'convenient to persons'.
March 4, 2008 at 5:05 AM
Maybe they meant to say The Rice Restaurant :)
March 4, 2008 at 5:56 PM
I rilly rilly wanna learn tat lingo ... it's coollie!
March 6, 2008 at 4:17 PM
That is hilarious!
:)
March 8, 2008 at 5:01 AM
Thanks for the giggles. Some of these are quite...astonishing!
:-D
March 20, 2008 at 12:01 AM
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