Thank you for wasting my time. Now leave me alone.

I'm having one of those days today at work. It appears that a substantial percentage of all people who have decided to call me today, drop by without an appointment or liaise with me in any other way are either incredibly difficult, really bizarre, annoyingly undecided, disgustingly rude or just plain dumb. Don't you wonder sometimes what the world would be like if stupidity was illegal? Mhhh... that would be bliss.

Thank God my day receptionist Miss C feels the same way so at least we can have a bit of a bitch and a laugh together. Miss C is a real delight and often cracks me up when I need a laugh. She just put a call through to me before and announced it with "pain in the friggin ass is on the phone." And the woman's e-mail address is apparently "nightmare at hotmail dot com."

I don't generally let annoying people get to me too much, but every once in a while I wish it was socially acceptable to tell a client to just go to hell if they don't like it.